"Unforeseen Circumstances" is probably the worst phrase in English Language (closely followed by "per se").
The Killers have cancelled their shows in Singapore, Beijing, Hong Kong, Manila, Tokyo and Seoul due to "unforeseen circumstances”.
I am Jack’s disappointed and severely unhappy kidneystone.
2 days. TWO DAYS. TWO DAYS BEFORE THE SHOW.
Two whole months of: anticipation; sleepless nights; daydreaming in classes; planning (what to wear, what time to queue, whether or not to buy a bag for the show); random outbursts of “THE KILLERS ARE COMING” to people (like our poor tuition kids and siblings); watching royal albert over and over to memorize the set-list; bursting into random killers songs (and annoying strangers in the process) and…. an assortment of stupid things we did — have all came to naught.
I’ve never been the sort to say fuckmylife, in fact I scoff at people who says that, and FML is pretty high on my f-u list. But due to this unforeseen circumstance, I am allowing myself to take a dip in the pool of self-pity, I hate being in Singapore. (I can’t bring myself to say fml HAHAHAHA).
No, Dave. No Ronnie. It ain’t happening.
Signing off as The Victim of Unforeseen Circumstances,